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As soon
as Pazaz had shrunk the dinosaur, 25 other dinosaurs came out from behind
them. Daisy turned around saw the dinosaurs and shouted out "Look out
behind you!"
Quick as a flash
Pazaz shouted out to Captain Pinash "Get the freezomatic out, before we
all get eaten!"
"No." said Pinash
"I've got a better idea. Let's use my new type of bullet called… freeze
and kill. It freezes the insides and restricts the flow of blood through
the body and kills them."
"Okay!" shouted
Petunia "Let's give it a go!"
Bang! Boom! Thud!
The ground trembled as the first monster fell in agony. "ROOAARR!" As
the second monster fell to the ground. After 10 or so minutes all the
monsters were down except one which ran away as soon as Pinash aimed the
gun at it.
"Oh no I think that
one was pregnant! I know how it feels," said Petunia.
They turned around
and walked to the Pinkerprise but no sooner had they got in, the dinosaur
came and knocked the ship over and they were all tossed to one side and
they piled on top of each other. Then Pinash accidentally fell on a big
red button and they heard a whirring sound.
"What's that noise?"
asked Daisy.
Then suddenly their
ship turned to the regular side and they were all sitting in their seats,
and rising.
"Plip pla plop"
which means in English "Everything's alright."
Suddenly they landed
on a blue and green striped planet. They heard a growl they backed away
and found out that it was a MONSTER!!! They landed on a different planet
after they were thrown and covered at least 60,000000 miles of stars and
planets and they landed with a bump.
They landed on Pinkerello.
All the Pinkerellians on the pinkerprise shouted "WERE HOME!!!"And Daisy
said, "COOL! Can I stay here for ever?"
Pazaz got his language
unscrambler put it on and said "Hadn't you better get in touch with your
master, before you decide on that?"
Daisy looked puzzled
for a minute. Then finally she said, "How am I going to do that? I mean,
you haven't got a phone have you"
Pazaz was thinking,
you could hear his language unscrambler whirring and bleeping. Bingo,
bop wow! Finally he spoke "We have got a radio transmitter that would
probably reach Earth so that you could talk to your master so you could
ask if you could stay here for ever and ever."
"O.K" Daisy said.
"I will"
After an hour or
so of reasoning with her master Daisy was allowed to stay "YESSSSSSSSSSS!
I'm allowed to stay," she shouted with excitement.
"Good. Come and
meet my friends, and have some fun," they all cried.
They all went to
find their friends, but they couldn't find them. They went to the great
dining hall and found them eating slugs. On the menu it said Captain Slug.
They ran in to join the party and Daisy found out that slug was quite
a nice delicacy. Daisy had the best time of her life and lived happily
ever after.
The
End
©
Cheltenham Festival of Literature 1999
last amended 6th October 1999
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