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      by 
        Jamila Gavin 
      Planet: 
        Earth 
        Date: 1870
      Daisy wandered across 
        the kitchen garden. She hadn't stopped working since she got up just before 
        dawn. Work, work, work. That's all she did. Today she had done double 
        work. There was to be a huge birthday party tonight at Calthorpe Grange.
      She rubbed her aching 
        elbows and looked up wistfully at the pink evening sky. There seemed to 
        be a pink glow over everything. Even the evening star looked extra bright 
        and extra pink. 
        How she wished she could be up on that beautiful pink star.
       Little did she know 
        that the star was really a spaceship, and that it was pink because everything 
        from the Planet of Pinkerello was pink. Little did she know that long-limbed, 
        flamingo-like, prawn-eating Pinkerellians had been studying her for days. 
        They were focused on her at that very moment.
       "Remarkable," they 
        exclaimed, in Pinko of course.
       "This is just the 
        invention we've been looking for. This could be our winner!" 
       These were the Pinkerellian 
        Intergalactic Travelling Salesmen who roamed the universe, on the lookout 
        for new inventions to trade between one planet and another. 
       Ever since they 
        arrived in the Earth's atmosphere, they had been observing Daisy at work. 
        They saw her cleaning, dusting, scrubbing - doing a whole multitude of 
        tasks. 
       "One machine which 
        does it all. Amazing!"
       They looked at their 
        own invention, a pathetic little version of a vacuum cleaner they had 
        picked up in Galaxy Bylomdega, which only sucked up dust and was always 
        breaking down.
      "Useless thing!" 
        snorted one, and they chucked it down the disposal and re-cycling shaft 
        in disgust. 
       "Daisy! What's keeping 
        you, girl? Get back here double quick."
       Cook had sent Daisy 
        out to collect some herbs for her special lamb hotpot. Their out-board 
        cameras saw her grab a handful of rosemary, lemon mint and bay leaves. 
        Then hoisting up her skirts, she ran back to the house as fast as she 
        could.
       The Pinkerellians 
        made rapid notes.
      
         Name 
          of device: Daisy
         Additional 
          facilities: responds 
          to oral commands, has visual faculties and variable motor speed 
          
       
       They looked at each 
        other with triumph. This device had star quality. If they could get their 
        hands on it, they could submit it for the Pinkerellian Rose Cup for the 
        best invention in the universe. Winners gained automatic entry into the 
        Highest Order of the Arch Inventors of Pinkerellia. 
       "What device shall 
        we sell to these beings?" asked Proddle. "What 
        haven't they got which would be useful? Even the Mark 2 Vacuum Cleaner 
        is not a patch on the Daisy."
       "What about paper 
        clips?"
       "What about the 
        typewriter?"
       "What about a horseless 
        carriage?"
       "I've got it!" cried 
        Pazaz. "A Wakerupper. It's one thing the Daisy was not so good at. The 
        Wakerupper in exchange for the Daisy."
       "Agreed," declared 
        Captain Pinash. "Prepare to land."
       Everyone tucked 
        their heads under their armpits and stood on one leg as the spaceship 
        slowly descended.
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        Jamila Gavin 1998  
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