|  | Suddenly Daisy saw 
        a sign reading "DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON". In an instant she felt the 
        spaceship rumble and rise. She had a feeling that she would soon learn 
        what the red button was actually for. She darted around as fast as she 
        could, trying to find the control panel but it was nowhere to be seen. 
        She decided it must be hidden beneath the Slug's ugly clothes and dangerous 
        weapons somewhere but she had no idea where.   Daisy turned around 
        to see a large door, as big as the Empire State building. She pressed 
        a button she thought would open the door but it didn't work. Her heart 
        skipped a beat as she realised she was hurtling through space in the Slug's 
        craft, all alone and without a map.  Now this really 
        was an adventure, much better than cleaning, thought Daisy! She had a 
        stroke of luck and finally managed to get the door open by keying in random 
        numbers on a flashing blue keypad. The spaceship had landed and she rushed 
        out as fast as a cheetah catching its prey. Catching her breath she stopped 
        and looked around. She was on the planet Pinkerello. She had actually 
        made it to the pink star. Her immediate reaction 
        was one of worry. She wasn't scared but she wondered how she could get 
        home. If only Captain Pinash, Pazaz and Proddle were here, she thought. 
        They could invent something to get her out of this tricky situation. Sadly they weren't. 
        They were at least a million Pinko miles away, fumbling around with old 
        junk as usual. They had believed that one day they would invent something 
        which would gain them a better reputation as inventors, if they just kept 
        trying.  And at least a million 
        Pinko miles away, realising that they had better speed up this process 
        if they wanted to get Daisy back home and win the competition this side 
        of the Pinkerellian millennium, Captain Pinash, Pazaz and Proddle had 
        a brainwave! Meanwhile, back 
        on Pinkerello, Daisy set about asking the residents how to get home. Unfortunately 
        for her they all spoke Pinko language and she hadn't quite picked up enough 
        to understand them.  However, after much 
        searching, she found a Pinkerellian who spoke English. Her feet were extremely 
        tired and she was feeling rather sleepy so she was extremely grateful, 
        as you can guess for this chance. He seemed a proud and aloof man and 
        after he had told her a very boring and very long story about how he had 
        once worked on Earth and that was his reason for knowing English, he finally 
        cut to the chase: "I will help you 
        get home if you allow us to win the competition." Daisy replied "Of 
        course, I'll do anything to get home. What do I have to do?" "All you have to 
        do is pretend to be a cleaning product and make it known that I invented 
        you," he explained to her. "The Rose Cup Contest will be held tomorrow 
        at the Town Meeting Place." Daisy pulled a face. 
        "Ok, I'll do it. But only if you swear that you'll take me back."  The Pinkerellian 
        smiled and held out his long poky pinky finger. "It's a deal." The next 
        morning they got her ready to be their invention. She was given a silver 
        dress that looked liked the stars at night and made her look very futuristic. 
        Even though she was made up to look like a robot, she looked very beautiful. 
        Everyone at the competition was both amazed and amused to see a robot 
        cleaner with a Pinkerellian.  There were 39 different 
        kinds of inventions including many brightly coloured ones, mainly pink 
        of course, tall things, small short things, fat robots and thin robots. 
        Daisy was intrigued by them all, but her favourite one was the flower 
        maker, which, in the shape of a flower grew beautiful flowers in the equivalent 
        of two Earth seconds.She played with the 
        Chocolate Dream Machine. The chocolate was very runny and she thought 
        it was like watching wild water fall splashing into a lake. It reminded 
        her of home and she got into character as the robot which would give her 
        her ticket home. A splendid-looking 
        Pinkerellian stood up to introduce the contest. But before he could say 
        anything the entire population turned as three wobbling figures staggered 
        into the stadium. It was Pinash, Pazaz and Proddle. How had they managed 
        that?   
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        Cheltenham Festival of Literature 1999last amended 28th September 1999
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