Galaxy Slugger

He's horrible because he likes to eat snakes dipped in chocolate mud
He's multi-coloured with three yellow eyes, and
four or six legs depending whether it's morning or afternoon.
He slithers and when he's mad he stamps
He lives in an Australian desert by the sea
He makes TVs and watches them
He likes scary programmes like Goosebumps
He's married to Grizabella
They have three sets of twins they're aged 5
He likes playing football

By Vincent, Sajjad, Bansi, Jenna, Summaiya, 6, and Rupal, 7, Leicester, UK

Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net March 1999