Restaurant Reviews

Have you seen the restaurant? I eat there every day and I love it. The waiters are all mummies and wear dirty underwear and bandages. You have to eat with a grilled octopus` leg. Everything is served with a dribble of snot. But you should taste the sandwiches! Yesterday I had one which was filled with fingernails, ear wax, toenails and rotted teeth.

by Heidi, 13, Leanne, 13, and Riah, 12, Year 8, Manor High School, Wednesbury, West Midlands, UK

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